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MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 03:08 PM
1. Find the right bread: traditionally white bread is used (think "Wonder Bread" or "Bunny Bread") but for several reasons a multigrain/whole wheat is better for your health:

* White bread isn't as sturdy and the jelly soaks through (remember your grade school field trips with prepackaged lunches? no good.)
* White bread is extremely processed and lacks vitamins - why not make this delicious and healthy?
* Multigrain adds its own flavor that complements the sweetness of the jelly and peanut butter.
* When choosing whole wheat, make sure the bread is 100% whole wheat flour, not 100% enriched whole wheat flour.

2. Always take the second and third piece of bread because the end pieces taste bad
3. Choose your peanut butter. You'll need to decide between chunky or smooth. Chunky can often be harder to spread, as it can tear the bread. But it does add a nice crunch.
4.Choose your jelly. Not every flavor will work -- most people like grape, strawberry or raspberry.
5. Get a good amount of peanut butter on a knife or spoon (this amount varies with your personal preference) and spread it out evenly onto one of the slices of bread.
6. Wipe any residual peanut butter from the knife onto the second piece of bread.
7. Scoop some jelly onto the other slice of bread. Again, the amount is up to you, but when in doubt, use less rather than more. Jelly tends to squeeze out the edges and drip if you use too much. Make sure to spread the jelly evenly.

http://www.wikihow.com/images/9/94/PB%26J1.jpg.JPG

8. Gently press the two slices of bread together (facing the sides with the peanut butter and jelly towards each other). Always put the peanut butter side on top of the jelly side beacuse the jelly will fall off
9.Cut sandwich. This could be in half crosswise into two congruent triangular slices, in half across the shorter width into two rectangles, into fourths either of these directions, or into as many pieces as you want. Enjoy!

http://www.wikihow.com/images/7/7f/PB%26J2.jpg.JPG

Tips

* It is less messy to spread the jelly before the peanut butter. Given the consistency, it is much easier to wipe jelly from a knife onto the bread. Spreading peanut butter first will likely result in peanut butter residue in the jelly jar.
* Buttering the bread first (the side with the peanut butter) enhances the flavor. Be aware that it also adds fat to the meal.
* If packing in a school lunch, the sandwich can be prepared using frozen bread slices. The sandwich will be thawed and still be slightly chilled for eating. Frozen bread also provides tear resistance.
* For a variety, use different types of peanut butter (crunchy or smooth) and various jelly flavors (grape, strawberry, raspberry, etc.)
* Putting potato chips, tortilla chips or pretzels on the sandwich makes the experience even crunchier and fun. Just make sure you add them at the last minute so they don't get soggy and lose the crunch factor. You can also add honey or bananas for a change of flavor.
* You can make a smaller sandwich with just one slice of bread, folded in half. Remember to use half the usual amount of spreads or it will ooze out the edges.
* Make an open-faced sandwich with just one slice of bread and your usual preferred amount of spread on top. Spread the peanut butter first and the jelly on top. This is the messiest PB&J sandwich, so eat carefully!
* Remember to clean up afterward, so that no one else will be bothered with cleaning up your sticky mess.
* If too much time goes by between the application of the jelly and consumption, the jelly can soak into the bread and make it soggy. So, if you plan on enjoying your creation a considerable while after you make it, spread peanut butter on both sides then spread the jelly on one side, thereby insulating the jelly from the bread.
* You can also try mixing peanut butter, jelly and a bit of syrup in a bowl and then spreading that on the bread. It's yummy.
* If you have trouble with spreading the peanut butter (ie, it tears up the bread, or stays in a glob), try stirring the peanut butter in the jar up a little before trying to apply it to the bread. It will loosen up the mix, and will be far easier to spread. Another tip for spreading peanut butter, especially the kind with peanuts in it, is to put some of the peanut butter in a bowl and microwave it on high for about 20 seconds. It will spread on the bread like butter.
* Many mainstream brands of peanut butter contain partially dehydrogenated oils that are bad for your health. An organic peanut butter, such as Teddy brand, is a healthier option that is equally as tasty.
* If you are really hungry, try putting another slice of bread in the middle that has peanut butter on both sides.
* Peanut butter and honey makes a very filling sandwich if you make it like this: 3 slices of bread, peanut butter on the two outside pieces, honey on both sides of the inside piece of bread. The longer the sandwich sits, the more the middle bread soaks up the honey.


Warnings

* Don't try this without a beverage to wash it down. Peanut butter is sticky on the inside, as well! Milk works best.
* Peanut allergies can be very serious. Make sure you don't have any, and don't feed PB&J to anyone with a food allergy.
* Don't cut the bread before adding the spreads.
* If you spread on a lot of peanut butter and jelly it will ooze out of the edges of the sandwich when you bite into it. Make sure you use a napkin to keep from making a mess.
* Never put the peanut butter slice on top of the jelly. If the jelly slice is on the bottom, it will soak into the bread and you could have a pool of jelly. With that said, place the jelly slice on top of the peanut butter slice. The peanut butter if applied thick enough will prevent the jelly from soaking through the bottom slice of bread.
* If you do lick the knife when done, be very careful of sharp edges!
* Sometimes wheat bread is not the best tasting bread if you are used to white flour bread.

jrlafrance
12-17-2007, 03:14 PM
Nice. :rolleyes:

acbaldwin
12-17-2007, 03:20 PM
What nicely kept fingernails you have, MR. :p

pnguy3n
12-17-2007, 03:21 PM
What nicely kept fingernails you have, MR. :p
I was thinking the same. Where do you get your manicures?

WanaLeime
12-17-2007, 03:22 PM
LOL....

Somebody's bored!!!!!!!!!!

iVgOnMaD
12-17-2007, 03:22 PM
ever since you got that new avatar you have changed a lot MR

Sharc
12-17-2007, 03:22 PM
(facing the sides with the peanut butter and jelly towards each other).

Thanks so much! This is the part that I would always mess up on.
Mind if I post this on other forums?

MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 03:23 PM
This build thread has been updated....

*Added Tips and Warnings Section...

Stay Tuned for further progress

MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 03:27 PM
If you are to attempt this DIY project....its imperative that you read the warning first..this DIY should only be attempted by the advanced aquarium enthusiast

barometer
12-17-2007, 03:28 PM
Ok, I've followed the instructions thoroughly but they stop before telling me how to consume the darn thing and I'm soooooo hungry :eek:

GoTakuF1
12-17-2007, 03:44 PM
So how does this help my reef tanks? Shall I dose said PB&J? Toss it straight into the tank for fish consumption? How about those kneepads? What says you?

malachai629
12-17-2007, 03:51 PM
:D Yet the excessive use of inapplicable smileys was a far better use!

barometer
12-17-2007, 03:53 PM
:D Yet the excessive use of innaplicable smileys was a far better use!

:eek: snap! :cool:

MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 03:56 PM
The PB&J I have found is better dosed in the sump...the rapid water movement dissolves the supplement better and in a sort of time release format, in case anyone was wondering what it does....let me clarify

The PB&J Supplement...

Helps with Water Clarity so that it is 100% crystal clear
Balances all Chemical Levels to their appropriate figures...i.e Calcium to 420ppm..Nitrates to 0....Ph to 8.2, etc

It feed fish for up to a month depending on the bio-load...
It skims protein out of the water (rated up to 1000g)
It also either chills or heats the water to 79 degrees...

Sharc
12-17-2007, 03:56 PM
It doesn't help reefs it is just a waste of space and a thread,so now everytime I click on the DIY section I will see this waste

Waste? I think not.

This is ONLY the most practical thread in the DIY section to date.

Round of applause for MRSD.

GoTakuF1
12-17-2007, 03:57 PM
:D Yet the excessive use of innaplicable smileys was a far better use!

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/feiertage/feiertag-smiley-013.gif

Happy St Pattys day!

malachai629
12-17-2007, 04:00 PM
Stop before I pee myself

MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 04:04 PM
It doesn't help reefs it is just a waste of space and a thread,so now everytime I click on the DIY section I will see this waste

Coming from the kid who writes detailed accounts of how his stupid snails kill themselves, I think your judgment on what helps reefs and what doesn't..is void...

Oh and out of curiosity I checked to see what kind of threads you start

http://www.sdreefs.com/forums/search.php?searchid=377308

And if anyone wants to Sh!t-pick of useless threads...its certainly isn't you...looks to me like the endless "Happy B-Day" and the "OMG CLOCKS GO BACK ONE HOUR" threads are really either cries for attention...or A-Kissing attempts...

PS...as you can tell from the replies to this thread...your attempt at making more friends has been DENIED!!

THX for putting a jerk comment in what was really meant to be humorous because now from my reply...the whole thread will have to be deleted or locked...

MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 04:05 PM
Waste? I think not.

This is ONLY the most practical thread in the DIY section to date.

Round of applause for MRSD.

THANK YOU SIR!!!

barometer
12-17-2007, 04:09 PM
cool I get to use this again
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/thriller/25.gif

acbaldwin
12-17-2007, 04:14 PM
cool I get to use this again
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/thriller/25.gif

This is SO much creepier than the orignal version, which had all the frames in it.... :eek:

MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 04:16 PM
cool...I get to use this in reference to your debate about it :) :) :)

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/thriller/25.gif

Techknowledgy
12-17-2007, 04:21 PM
Thanks MR. Pretty funny. I remember a high school teacher who used to have us write very detailed How Tos ..... she siad just think like you are writing for someone who reads English but is from Mars. ..... kinda like Sea_Horse man! (OK Jordan.......... don't get your knickers in a wad.

Ed.........MJackson...... creepy. I always imagine he is watching kiddie porn and palm reading. :) Yikes....... maybe that is what he meant by Thriller?
(Note to self............... call therapist for appointmnent right after Christmas.)

Nick_Kun
12-17-2007, 05:01 PM
oh baby!

dj9264
12-17-2007, 05:11 PM
Coming from the kid who writes detailed accounts of how his stupid snails kill themselves, I think your judgment on what helps reefs and what doesn't..is void...

Oh and out of curiosity I checked to see what kind of threads you start

http://www.sdreefs.com/forums/search.php?searchid=377308

And if anyone wants to Sh!t-pick of useless threads...its certainly isn't you...looks to me like the endless "Happy B-Day" and the "OMG CLOCKS GO BACK ONE HOUR" threads are really either cries for attention...or A-Kissing attempts...

PS...as you can tell from the replies to this thread...your attempt at making more friends has been DENIED!!

THX for putting a jerk comment in what was really meant to be humorous because now from my reply...the whole thread will have to be deleted or locked...

Suicidal snails or a DIY on PB&J?? Too funny Michael!!!

GoTakuF1
12-17-2007, 05:12 PM
Duddeeee...I gots the munchies....http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/Smoker.gif

This thread is sooooo helpful!

Nick_Kun
12-17-2007, 05:25 PM
Minh, I think you need to make a DIY Pho' Thread!

barometer
12-17-2007, 05:35 PM
This is SO much creepier than the orignal version, which had all the frames in it.... :eek:

I love the guy behind Michael doing the head bob ;)

I second the Pho' thread :D

GoTakuF1
12-17-2007, 05:37 PM
Minh, I think you need to make a DIY Pho' Thread!

That's a great idea, I'm on it.

rudy
12-17-2007, 05:44 PM
I haven't had a PB&J in at least a year, that one looks good.
Could you make me one? Strawberry on white. PIF? How much to ship it?
Thanks MJ, great DIY, no one said it had to be reef related.
Can you do one on combing hair?
How about changing a shirt(maybe you have a female friend for this one):D :D :D :D

malachai629
12-17-2007, 05:53 PM
That's a great idea, I'm on it.

Link, please.

Nick_Kun
12-17-2007, 05:56 PM
yeah I can't wait...

GoTakuF1
12-17-2007, 06:05 PM
Give me by tonight, it's sushi nite with the wife but you know that stuff doesn't fill me up. I'll cook up some pho for you guys!

Nick_Kun
12-17-2007, 06:11 PM
***** yeah, when is dinner time Minh, I'm comming over.

malachai629
12-17-2007, 06:13 PM
Me too! Me too!

MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 06:27 PM
Too bad..so sad for you Seahorse Boy..looks like the DIY idea for food has unanimously caught on....

Excelsior!!!!

Nick_Kun
12-17-2007, 06:29 PM
Don't take it personal, he's only 17. ;)

Diver Dan
12-17-2007, 06:48 PM
I love the guy behind Michael doing the head bob ;)

LOL!!!
Like "night at the roxbury"!:D

GAD
12-17-2007, 09:02 PM
PB&J is over rated. BLT's are the sh!t

seahorse_man
12-17-2007, 09:04 PM
There you go I deleted my post happy?:mad:

Oh and they are not snails there nautilus

Oh and no one likes me on here o.k PEACE

marineman1978
12-17-2007, 11:22 PM
Man I should have taken a left in albuquerque.

Thanks MR, I hope this will make the hair algae go away!

DaChrisDude
12-17-2007, 11:29 PM
What??? I read that entire thing hoping to find the punch-line. Arg... No punch line. :(



On a side not, I happen to be eating Skippy Extra Crunch SUPER CHUNK peanut butter with a spoon outa the jar!!! Freaky coincedence! :eek:

pirate2876
12-17-2007, 11:29 PM
ive been doing this wrong for years....who would have thought bread...:(

DaChrisDude
12-17-2007, 11:37 PM
ive been doing this wrong for years....who would have thought bread...:(


Wait, you put the peanut butter on one palm and the jelly on the other too??

MichaelRyanSD
12-17-2007, 11:39 PM
What??? I read that entire thing hoping to find the punch-line. Arg... No punch line. :(



On a side not, I happen to be eating Skippy Extra Crunch SUPER CHUNK peanut butter with a spoon outa the jar!!! Freaky coincedence! :eek:

LOL..you actually read the entire thing......I love it....

DaChrisDude
12-17-2007, 11:40 PM
LOL..you actually read the entire thing......I love it....


I know, right? Can I get a refund?


;)

seahorse_man
12-18-2007, 12:46 AM
Listen I don't want people on here to hate me(alot already do)so I'm sorry for posting that there was no need.

ManTis
12-18-2007, 01:01 AM
Minh, I think you need to make a DIY Pho' Thread!


That's a great idea, I'm on it.

i think this will help on heating ur tank in the winter....without a heater.....:D

GoTakuF1
12-18-2007, 02:11 AM
Listen I don't want people on here to hate me(alot already do)so I'm sorry for posting that there was no need.

Nobody hates you, J. It's all love up in here. Take a seat, relax, I'll show you how to make some pho :)

malachai629
12-18-2007, 09:50 AM
Listen I don't want people on here to hate me(alot already do)so I'm sorry for posting that there was no need.


Totally forgiven! We're all allowed to get silly with each other, it's what we're here for (in addition to valuable knowledge and reef-related purchases/sales). I wasn't trying to be b*tch at all, just to point out that we're all a little whacky at times.

I certainly don't hate you - you're a valuable resource here. I just think it's too easy sometimes for us all to get condescending or take on a holier-than-thou attitude when at some point, every one of us was completely new and knowledge-free. No worries here!

MichaelRyanSD
12-18-2007, 09:55 AM
The only true way to be absolved of your sins seahorse_man...is to make a PB&J and eat it yourself...then and only then, will you be forgiven....

PS....We need pics or it didn't happen....:)

malachai629
12-18-2007, 09:56 AM
Yes!!!

Techknowledgy
12-18-2007, 09:59 AM
The only true way to be absolved of your sins seahorse_man...is to make a PB&J and eat yourself...then and only then, will you be forgiven....

PS....We need pics or it didn't happen....:)

Eat yourself? Isn't that a sin too?:rolleyes:

MichaelRyanSD
12-18-2007, 11:06 AM
whoops....well if you choose to eat yourself seahorse_man...then not only will you be forgiven...you will be totally f'ing awesome....

DaChrisDude
12-18-2007, 11:09 AM
Kinda like Pizza the Hut?

malachai629
12-18-2007, 12:32 PM
whoops....well if you choose to eat yourself seahorse_man...then not only will you be forgiven...you will be totally f'ing awesome....

AND WE WILL MOST CERTAINLY EXPECT A FULL DYI REPORT!!

WanaLeime
12-18-2007, 12:39 PM
AND WE WILL MOST CERTAINLY EXPECT A FULL DYI REPORT!!

I'll pass on the report and pics.....:o

mr240
12-18-2007, 12:52 PM
http://peanutbutterbriantime.ytmnd.com/

afitzwater
12-18-2007, 02:50 PM
What nicely kept fingernails you have, MR. :p


no his are painted...

MichaelRyanSD
12-18-2007, 02:51 PM
no his are painted...

Black to be exact!!!

malachai629
12-18-2007, 03:38 PM
I was thinking that.

malachai629
12-18-2007, 03:39 PM
I'll pass on the report and pics.....:o
Hey, if it's good for the goose . . .

MichaelRyanSD
12-18-2007, 11:07 PM
This thread will not die to the "PHO" lovers....all those who are red-blooded Americans and wish to stop the spread of Communism must unite in the common goal and increase our PB&J consumption immediately

malachai629
12-19-2007, 06:50 AM
I had bread & PB, no jelly, for dinner last night. Does that count?

Who'd have thought this would wind up being one of the longest threads on the forums this wekk?

acbaldwin
12-19-2007, 08:33 AM
Can we have a fluffernutter DIY? :D

cue the "fluffernutter" jokes...

Sam Maghsoodloo
12-21-2007, 02:55 PM
damn you mike, i hate you for making me read all that. I'll never get those 5 minutes back, and i curse you and your loved ones for it.

MichaelRyanSD
03-20-2008, 01:13 PM
Update....I am eating a PB&J right now...

MichaelRyanSD
08-11-2008, 09:22 AM
Just made another pb&J.....it was delicious

Haeun
08-11-2008, 10:57 AM
Dang.

I'm hungry now.

MichaelRyanSD
02-07-2009, 12:30 PM
Just had another pb&j and it was Delicious..

I also threw one into my tank and it cycled the water in two hours

MichaelRyanSD
04-08-2010, 07:07 PM
bump for an awesome thread....

afitzwater
04-08-2010, 08:02 PM
your hands look so soft and nice ring

Tobbie
04-09-2010, 02:33 AM
Awesome thread....

acbaldwin
04-09-2010, 06:56 AM
I've eaten OVER 9,000!!

seareef
04-09-2010, 07:01 AM
WOW! This thread is over 2 years old and still active. Truly AMAZING Michael. Gonna try it today.

espinobj
04-09-2010, 07:13 AM
Damn got me I got to have one now. Just as soon as I get home! score. Bump for just being freckin awesome!

MichaelRyanSD
04-09-2010, 09:32 AM
LoL...yes, it is an epic thread....and it will never die

MichaelRyanSD
07-25-2010, 10:10 PM
thought I should I bump this thread since I nominated it for thread of the year...

animaloverer
01-04-2011, 08:34 PM
i always put a bit of peanut butter on both sides but thats to keep it from getting the bread soggy especially if I'm not going to eat it right away. Its just always something my Dad did when making lunch for my sister and I when we were in middle school. Lol... Peanut butter and jelly -A classic and always a favorite! I havent had one in awhile...but this thread has prompted me to make one right now :)

afitzwater
02-03-2011, 10:09 AM
bumpppppppp

godspeed240sx
02-03-2011, 06:57 PM
I swear a pb&j and a cup of soy milk will keep you from getting a hang over!

MichaelRyanSD
02-09-2011, 08:32 PM
lol, this thread will not die!!!...even three years later

afitzwater
04-11-2011, 01:58 PM
bump :)

fishnsd
04-12-2011, 01:40 PM
Who cares about the PB&J. We want more of Afitzwaters Avatar pics!

om619
04-12-2011, 01:41 PM
Who cares about the PB&J. We want more of Afitzwaters Avatar pics!

+1 on the avatars pics

afitzwater
04-12-2011, 04:17 PM
id post better ones but I honestly get GUYS pming me telling me my avitars are degrading and dont belong on this site! Can you believe that!?!?!?!

BajaReefs
04-12-2011, 05:17 PM
cant beat anthony...might as well join him :lol:

MichaelRyanSD
04-09-2012, 01:20 PM
bump....

chireef
08-26-2015, 10:26 AM
Wow I been doing it wrong my whole life :shocked


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crabbysd
08-26-2015, 10:47 AM
I heard that metal knives can contaminate the bread. Would i be better off using plastic?

chireef
08-26-2015, 10:50 AM
I heard that metal knives can contaminate the bread. Would i be better off using plastic?

Plastic is best because you don't have to wash it after lol 😜


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FreshSaltH2o
08-26-2015, 12:50 PM
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb121/seedlesskronz/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-08/06691BB4-D947-435E-93EA-670A0D0A85E7.jpg (http://s204.photobucket.com/user/seedlesskronz/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-08/06691BB4-D947-435E-93EA-670A0D0A85E7.jpg.html)

when you get your pb&j all dialed in